I'm not dead, just busy! I've returned to college, work full time and am still a busy mom...

I'm Jen, I also answer to "Maaaaaaaa!" "Moooommmmmmm!" and most recently, "Ms. Jennifer..." I have two wonderful girls, Amanda is 11 and Emily is 8.

We live in a NW suburb of Chicago, IL

I still LOVE some items and will never stop raving about my Maya Wrap Sling which comes in handy at work.

I am a strong advocate of breastfeeding and attachment parenting. Though my girls are no longer babies, I have a number of reviews on baby slings, cloth diapers, toys and books that new moms might enjoy.

On the other hand, I have some sexy and very sordid reviews. And I love The Red Hot Chili Peppers more than VeggieTales.

I read a lot. Sometimes even books without pictures. My kids love to read as well.

I also like to write about experiences I've had from being surrounded by Deadheads having...fun, witnessing a drug bust, foot fetishes, leather lingerie, women's health and lots more.

Who says housewives and at-home moms aren't exciting?

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